10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.