10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)