10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris