10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom