10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson