10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha