10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown