10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-