10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP