10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm