10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-