10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.