10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)