10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---