10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.