10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!