10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for loners.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.