10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.