10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth