10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.