10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks