10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe