10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.