10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.