10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.