10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow