10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack