10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "No river, no fish."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha