10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss