10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.