10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson