10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)