10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword