10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks