10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.