10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio