10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!