10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha