10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986