10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.