10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester