10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes