10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "No river, no fish."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)