10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack