10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion