10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine