10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson