10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."