10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.