10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!